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MCS Home MCS Home Ode to the project Plan
I have a little project
It isn’t going well
I constantly walk round and round
And mutter B.....y hell

I do not know of this bit
I do not know of that
The whole damn things a spiral
The plannings falling flat.

Every job creates one more
It’s like a christmas tree
The project plans now twice as big
It’s really taxing me.

If only I could get the guy’s
To work some double shifts
Penalties wouldn’t seem so bad
I’d get a spirit lift.

Alas that isn’t likely
They are over taxed for sure
Not even threats with bribery
Could make them work some more.

So I guess I’ll have to keep right on
Just adding extra days
Until the projects finally done
And the boss turns round and says

Well Done !